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Mother’s Day Dinner Menu
Le Menu
Hors d’Oeuvres
Salmon Ricotta Mousse with Crostini
Potage
Chipotle Vegetable Velvet Broiled Under Fancy Mexican Cheese Assortment
Salade
Tossed Butter Lettuce with Delicious Vegetables, Pignoli, Surimi and Garlic Dressing
Main Course
Noodles Almondine with Chicken Meatballs and Broiled Asparagus.
Homemade Bread with Homemade Butter
Dessert
Chocolate Clafoutis. Fresh Coffee.
Tonight’s Wine:
Arizona Stronghold Pink Table Wine
Tonight’s Cocktails:
Dirty Martini
Espresso Martini
Vodka Soda a la Ocean City
Frangelico Splash
Cowboy Fruit Parfait
Back soon! In the mean time, I just want to say that I’ve been waiting my entire life for a sexy video where Jesus and the apostles are conceptualized as bikers. And Jesus is a cute Hispanic dude with cornrows. Thank you, Lady Gaga.